When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !