When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.