When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !