Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.