What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

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What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!