What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)