What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.