What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)