Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !