Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated