Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac