What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.