What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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a platterpuss

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Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!