How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

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What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;