I really just want to know.
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
Because he didn't understand psychics.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
