What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
They can both burn C.D's
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
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Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
