What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.