What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged