Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."