Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!