Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.