Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"