Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.