Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.