How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.