Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
It's all out of eggs..
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
Because they're ugly and stink! )
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Coz their eyes opened.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.