Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Well hell-if-i-know!
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because the condition was untweetable.
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.