How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.