How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.