How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket