Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
When it's ajar.
A polite bulb.
You don't. You get down off a goose.
Watch elevision !
A skeleton key.
You swimming pull
He stepped down.
It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!
A refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.