Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
The knock speeds up.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
Take away its USB cable.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Step up: transformers :v
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
