How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.