How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.