How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."