How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.