How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.