What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.