What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.