What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?

Har e-potter.

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk