What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.