How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...