16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Michael Jacksons Jokes More Michael Jacksons Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a group of eight cowards?

Octopussies.