16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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