Michael Jacksons Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Michael Jackson House Jokes More Michael Jackson House Jokes

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.