What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.