Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.