Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.