Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.