Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
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Saladdin.
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
Carpet bombing.
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Because it is using steroids.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Prepear for the end.
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
Polaroids
A balloon animal!
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
Waba Fett
Wartortellini!
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
She wanted to be on time.