Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

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What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*