Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung