Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."