How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.