How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.