How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.