How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.