Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.