How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Armless Man Jokes More Armless Man Jokes

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.