How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.