How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.