How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.