Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.