Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.