Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!