Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.