What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.