What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.