What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters