What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.