What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.