4 Second Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.