4 Second Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Traveller Jokes More Traveller Jokes

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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