4 Second Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

Traveller Jokes More Traveller Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.