4 Second Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

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Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Traveller Jokes More Traveller Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !