What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!