What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !