What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!