His bark was much worse than it's bite !
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
A police dog in disguise.
Gilly suit
He writes scary stories.
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
Because it only ate condensed milk !
Bark you car on the drive !
Because he couldn't bark
No more light bulb jokes!