What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic