What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic