What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic