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He goes back 4 seconds.
A Clock-18
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
The domesticated doesnt have balls
Because they are humerus
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
It went back 4 seconds.
Went back 4 seconds
A pair of ducks.
The heretic kept crossing the warp
They take the psychopath.
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
No ms te!
There's no punch line.
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Ow! That megahertz!
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl