Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

4 Second Jokes More 4 Second Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Microbiologist Jokes More Microbiologist Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures