Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Time Travel Jokes More Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Psychopath Jokes More Psychopath Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.