Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista