What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.