Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.