Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.