Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.