Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.