Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.