Victim Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

15 Second Jokes More 15 Second Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds