Victim Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

Crispin Jokes More Crispin Jokes

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING