Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
Because they grew a part.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!