Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

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Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'