Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Because they literally can't even.

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Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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He only promised to be gone until November

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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The comma sutra

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Amazon'

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery