Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'