Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'