Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Freaky Jokes More Freaky Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

Fast Delivery Jokes More Fast Delivery Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery