Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery