Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

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Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.