Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"