What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

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What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.