What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.