What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.