What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.