What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions