What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.