What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none