What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top