What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!