What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.