What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.