What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.