What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me