Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What did one potatoe say to another?

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

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What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.