Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A genetically modified vegetable
Coma-toast.
Lick his Comatoes
Elton John in a coma.
Atrophy.
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
Atrophy
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
The steaks were too high.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
An account*ant*.
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Because there's no karma involved.
Ereptile dysfunction
A chameleon on a tartan rug !
The left-ovaries.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.