Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

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What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

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What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.