Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

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Just asking for a friend

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!