What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable