What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)