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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)