What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.