What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me