What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.