What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.