What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!