What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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How was it?

Tasted awful."

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!