What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!