Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
And when did my wife start smoking
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Mad-at-gas-cars!
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I don't know, I'm in a coma.
A country.
A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.
a girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
A full set of teeth.
Because nobody liked it on earth.
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
He knows where all the bad girls live
A barrel organ.
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
Atrophy.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
