Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
And when did my wife start smoking
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
Earl Lee
Because he was alfredo the dark!
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Catsper.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Because it's sodalicious.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*
Coup coup coup
They want to.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
