Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Le Car Jokes More Le Car Jokes

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.