Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.