Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.