How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.