How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.