How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.