How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.