How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes